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|Peril in the Pantry

Friday, February 06, 2015,12:28:23

There’s peril in the pantry and murder in the kitchen… Squeaky Holmes, famous victorian mouse detective has been called to his latest case. Upon investigation and with the help of his trusty furry companion Doctor Wenslydale, they have discovered that the source of the problem lies with an invasion of giant aliens from upstairs! These enormous fiends with huge funny heads have been laying devilish and wicked evil traps to tempt the poor little mice that live in the scullery to thei ... Read More

|Horrace Goes To Russia

Thursday, April 11, 2013,17:23:34

When I was younger I used to love playing videogames. In particular, cartoon like platform titles… featuring bears and birds and plumbers etc… This piece came about as a homage to some of the cool soundtracks that accompanied the fun, indeed helped make those games special and enjoyable. This is a very playful, childlike, friendly, happy, cheeky piece of music. It could also be useful for cartoons, animation or educational programming. Files included: 1. Main Theme 2:11 2 Loop Ext ... Read More

|Oompah in the Alps

Saturday, January 11, 2014,12:04:06

It’s tough being an Aardvark lost in the alps. Albert is on the lookout for some tasty ants or termites. He has tried eating sausage but it’s no good. Nothing can replace the crunchy, delicious flavour of a juicy little fellow. He’s looked everywhere but can’t find his favourite lunch. Hopefully after a quick ski run down the piste he will find some…lightly toasted and washed down with a nice cold stein of beer. Mmmmm. This tune is a version of an Oompah band gone ... Read More

|Alien Invasion of Paris

Sunday, July 21, 2013,16:36:47

The little green men have landed! Flying saucers swoop down to attack. The streets of Paris are been invaded by martians. Metal dustbins on wheels hold their evil minions as they lay waste to the city. Burning the Eiffel tower with their deadly heat ray and shrinking the Louvre to the size of a peanut for easy storage. They have come to sample the famous cooking of the French. These evil little fellows are hungry and must have their supper before they move on to conquer the rest of the planet! ... Read More

|Toy Soldiers

Friday, April 26, 2013,14:42:18

War! What is it good for? Absolutely Nothing… Unless of course you are children in which case it’s immense fun! Rat tat tat tat… playing with toy soldiers. With friends in the park, at school. Pretending to fight battles and win the day! Parachuting commandos in to daring, exciting missions behind enemy lines in the bathtub, splashing about. Fighting against the odds, re-enacting the American Civil war on the kitchen table or in front of the telly with a bag of sweets and f ... Read More

|Ants vs Robots

Wednesday, March 27, 2013,22:28:16

Hear the scuttling, scampering ants swarm to take on the computerised silicon wizardry of the clever robots. This is a fast paced, frenzy of technological circuitry against nature’s colonial wizards. Well, something like that anyway. It’s a fun, short, energetic piece ideally suited for videogames or children’s programming. Files included: Main Theme with fade: 1:00 Loop version: 0:26 CLICK HERE FOR MORE QUIRKY FUN & CHILDREN’S MUSIC ... Read More

|Creepy Crabs

Wednesday, March 27, 2013,19:11:47

Here come those crusty creepy crustaceans, snipping and snapping with their claws. Scuttling along on the beach, in the rock pools and hiding in the seaweed! This is a short piece, designed as background music for children’s programming such as cartoons or educational television. It could be used in other ways I am sure. I have kept it really simple and unobtrusive to make it ideal for voiceover use. Featuring orchestral pizzicato (pizz) instrumentation, this style of music is very useful ... Read More